TeddyStradford Coupon Code

Think of Teddy Stratford as your Tyler Durden. He is the idealized version of yourself. He is better looking and more well-traveled than you are. He speaks at least one more language and uses Google far less often than you do. He will beat you in poker and knows what to say to a cop to get out of a traffic ticket. He always gets the girl- or boy as the case may be- and doesn’t buy bottles to get into clubs. He shows up and finishes. He calls his mom. He is the carrot at the end of life's stick.